If At First You Don't Succeed
Skydiving Isn't For You

If It's Called Tourist Season
Why Can't We Hunt Them?

I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy

God Made Us Sisters
Prozac Made Us Friends

If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven
I Ain't Going

At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All
I Just Can't Remember It All

My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips

I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do

Senior Citizen
Give Me My Damn Discount

Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog

So Many Men
So Few Who Can Afford Me

(Over the outline of the state of Minnesota)
My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor

(Worn by a pregnant woman)
A Man Did This To Me, Oprah

(around a picture of dandelions)
I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won

(on a "well-tattooed gentleman")
No, It Doesn't Hurt

(on the back of a passing motorcyclist)
If You Can Read This
My Wife Fell Off

(on the front) Yale Is Just One Big Party
(on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge

I Used To Be Schizophrenic
But We're OK Now

Veni, Vedi, Visa
I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.

What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About

I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian

Coffee, Chocolate, Men
Some Things Are Just Better Rich

Liberal Arts Major
Will Think For Money

Growing Old is Inevitable
Growing Up is Optional

IRS
Be Audit You Can Be

Gravity
It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.

If You Want Breakfast In Bed
Sleep In the Kitchen

Wanted:
Meaningful Overnight Relationship

The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt

Old Age Comes at a Bad Time

In America, Anyone Can Be President.
That's One of the Risks You Take.

First Things First
But Not Necessarily in That Order.

Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy
Sometimes I Just Let Her Sleep

Source:
Randall Munson's collection including some from Bob Levey's column in the Washington Post.

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