He who dies with the most toys... still Dies.

This would be really funny if it weren't happening To Me

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I don't suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it!

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Hang up and drive!

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy
other times I let her sleep.

I want to die like my Grandpa - in my sleep. Not yelling and screaming like his passengers

I didn't fight my way to the head of the food chain to be a vegetarian!

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot!

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

If Progress Means To Move Forward
What Does Congress Mean?

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Honk if anything falls off.

He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Slowest.

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.

I Refuse To Have A Battle of Wits with an Unarmed Person.

Dyslexics of the World - Untie!

You! Out Of the Gene Pool!

Where Are We Going and why am I in This Handbasket?

It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now.

Ban Bumper Stickers

(On a rusted out car)
Thank You Pane Webber.


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